You Might Be an Engraver's Wife If....

[Abigail]

Yves

Yves,
You are starting to scare me.
Abigail

 

[William Grubb]

Yves,
Your starting to scare me too!

 

[Yves Halliburton]

Now I will scare you!!!

I scan every bill I get and put it into the PC and then throw the paper copy into the shredder. Everything is filed in their own catagories and backed up on a seperate portable drive, I know Paranoah!!! Maybe, once being in Navy Air Intel I know what the big mother ship (US GOV) is capable of. I can say this, none of those utility companies can every questions a bill from 5 years ago, I got it. WHY YOU SAY!!!! who the hell knows.

 

[Glenn]

You know your an engravers wife when in your most intimate moments together your husband is drawing parallel scrolls on your body with his majic marker!

 

[Yves Halliburton]

Thanks Glen for the new idea. Be carefull though and be sure not to use permanent ink.

 

[William Grubb]

Glenn,
You had better watch it she may like those designs ,and decide to get a tattoo.

 

[monk]

all this from a lady who knocks helpless bovines over and talks to birds !?

 

[monk]

ms abigail, i think you're blessed to have a man who would spend that much on a family car !

 

[Abigail]

Monk,
You're right. I AM blessed. Not only does he tolerate my bovine hijinks and the fact that I talk to birds, but he also supports my eagerness to try new things, like....elephant riding in the jungle.
Maybe Sam should write a list. "You might be a Goofball's husband if......"

 

[mtgraver]

I'm sure glad I got on this forum. Now I understand why I'm single and we are "normal"........who has friends? I thought that's what the cafe is for. Your list was actually scaring me also.........it's like big sister is in my shop! I think the list is a must read for prospective companions.........save some time.

 

[engravertom]

One thing though, she sure can spot a flaw in my work.
The type of jobs where your eye begin to cross. She knows
how to tell me about it without me going into a meltdown.
A nice sort of critique that helps a lot.

Worst phrase ever-"well......, it's not your BEST work."

OTOH, I might have given up several times without my wife's encouragement!