There is a rumour going round, that Phil Coggan was seen late at night, with some gardening tools, on the wonderful Welsh beaches of the Gower, and that maybe he might also be involved with "crop circles", but I don't believe it.
Otherwise the "art" work left behind would be better ?
Guys that's a restaurant advertizing for traveling Aliens, baked human in banana leaves with hot sauce, 44 slaggs. Stay calm and indoors until the comet passes.