Brian Marshall
~ Elite 1000 Member ~
I have it bad tonight. I can just see Andrew and Tiras' fingers hovering over the delete button
Doesn’t all this transfer stuff strike anybody else as hilarious?
I was visualizing Van - spraying deodorant on a transparency, and suddenly it came to me, like a blinding flash of light:
Since we have discovered that both hairspray AND deodorant seem to work - we should NOT stop there!
There are a multitude of other interesting powders and sprays out there! (Remember how useful toilet bowl cleaner turned out to be?)
Great discoveries are yet to be made!
How about athletes foot spray, antiseptics, hygiene sprays, flea spray, bug spray, regular insecticides, furniture wax spray, bathroom tile cleaner, and oven cleaner?
What about the stuff ya spray on yer tires to make 'em all shiny and purty? ArmorAll?
I even have a spray can of some asphalt stuff I use when pruning trees… for when ya need black, and another medicated spray for trees that is white.
Of course these things will surely help you all in the eternal quest for new reasons to purchase printers - so I guess some would be worth trying?
Personally, I think that the oven cleaner or the asphalt spray are the best bets if you really want that new printer quickly… but maybe someone else will come up with a better one?
Brian
If I were still physically capable of rolling on the floor laughing - I would be!
Doesn’t all this transfer stuff strike anybody else as hilarious?
I was visualizing Van - spraying deodorant on a transparency, and suddenly it came to me, like a blinding flash of light:
Since we have discovered that both hairspray AND deodorant seem to work - we should NOT stop there!
There are a multitude of other interesting powders and sprays out there! (Remember how useful toilet bowl cleaner turned out to be?)
Great discoveries are yet to be made!
How about athletes foot spray, antiseptics, hygiene sprays, flea spray, bug spray, regular insecticides, furniture wax spray, bathroom tile cleaner, and oven cleaner?
What about the stuff ya spray on yer tires to make 'em all shiny and purty? ArmorAll?
I even have a spray can of some asphalt stuff I use when pruning trees… for when ya need black, and another medicated spray for trees that is white.
Of course these things will surely help you all in the eternal quest for new reasons to purchase printers - so I guess some would be worth trying?
Personally, I think that the oven cleaner or the asphalt spray are the best bets if you really want that new printer quickly… but maybe someone else will come up with a better one?
Brian
If I were still physically capable of rolling on the floor laughing - I would be!
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